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Madness Mindfuck

I've never heard of Cold Army Army. Not a wink, not before watching this, so God knows how the fuck you came across the band. And, judging by the results Google seems determined to cram down my throat, I'm convinced I'll never hear of them again. And yet, Mindchamber, and yet - for some reason I've been hoodwinked into believing that this song is now the very best on Earth, winning by bloody default. This music video, this excruciatingly awesome music video provides that default.

It's sketchy, jotted down and somewhat rushed - not without good reason, but the style stands. It's all just adding into this pot luck of a flash, and I can't help but crave moar. You've not just gotten my attention hooked, you've bent it over, taken it to brown-town and left it with a bad case of the shit-weasels. Madness has been stylized into a different brand of madness, and that's the type of thing I kinda hunger for.

Enough dick-sucking. For all it's good points, this flash does have it's bad points. All two of them. The first, to be breif and to the point (yeah, right) is that you've blantantly used parts from Madness Regent in your video. I don't know ifthis was to enhance viewing pleasure, make up for the other detail lacking parts, or to create a god-damned radioactive bluebottle but DAMN, it stands at such odds with the rest of the flash that I couldn't help but wince every time one of the said objects show up on screen. City and Clouds? Recycling is not cool. Not cool at all.

Secondly, I suppose, this is really just an afterthought, is the lack of reactions withing the video. Sure the main character show plenty of facial and bodily expression (screaming in pain/anger, generally FFFFUUUUUing) but the grunts showed a fraction of the expression and not nearly enough of them died to make up for it. Not to mention there were some damned convienent moments in there. Litres of blood magically soaking into the ground? Sure, not a problem. City at enough of a tilt to explode a babie and with absolutely no building damage? Why not, bitch. No bloody civilians out for the raping? Too busy raping them. Just saying. And entertaining myself.

But hey, it's a damned good flash, one that I wouldn't hesitate to recommend to anyone who asks. Pretty obvious you weren't expecting the kind of reception you earned, simply making it moar awesome through the strands of surprise. Oh, and MC Hammer = a final fuck you. I just loved that.
-Lint Out

Lulz-lo-varse

I love the way you've established such a pre-planning base for these skits - they're popping out one after the after in a single indistinguishable stream of lulz and Entertainment. It seems you're using the same "sprites" one clip after the other - imagine you're saving a god-damn fatload of time, and other series might want to take heart from your example when it comes to updating on a regular basis.
For some wierd and utterly incomprehensible reason, I keep pronouncing the name "Gameover-verse". Might need to change that. Sends the wrong message.

Oh, and the person below me is gai =3

Great music selection and pacing =D

Seriously, everything seemed to have a flow from it - from the zombie nade to Mr. Duck, it just sort of connected. Loved it =D
Don't know if it was just an accident or anything, but this is seriously one of my more loved Madness tributes, now.

Pop culture satire or just pure randomness?

Stereotypical Anime characters, profuse amount of close-ups, huge rating-racking jubblies, irrevelant plot twists, horrible voice-acting and amatuer-ish animation mistakes.

Fucking priceless, man.

A masterpiece

I can't even imagine the mental stress you must have dealt with, sculpting this flash pixel by pixel. The drama involved, the personal life sacrificed. The soundtrack - how did you manage such a magnificent piece? It truly brings a tear to my eye, seeing true flash artists like you working on awe-inspiring epitomes, like this.
I prostrate myself before you.

Quirky thing I noticed...

There were 4 points of view, but 5 survivors. Roberts certainly adds to the list of possible futures =D (although he may just be expendable material)

Anyway, loved the flash - instant 5 & 10.

Orgy Awesome

You know, you should've called it a Morphgasm =D Loved the vid, total fav.

TheBoogley responds:

just like in the origins of dick neck movie

Chickeness is fully deserved.

Just another reminder that hacking does not pay =D Total 5, man.

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