What the FUCK, YOU GUYS? Why the fuck is this piece of animation here? Why the fuck did it rest on the frontpage and within a collection, content to fade out of existence?
Why is this no out winning Oscars and having schools dedicated to it?
This is, without a doubt the single best file on the internet. This is true art, and this is what everybody who fucking DARES to pick up a pencil should be studying, to even attempt to gain the level of pure undiluted art that this flash has achieved would be blashpemy.
Everything about it screams about its place utop the Mountain of Souls, spitting at mere mortal flashes that pass it. The subtle poignancy of an anal prolapse and the life that it gives, the vicious metaphor of human interaction as the tapeworms exit one uretha and enter another.
The unlikely parody of Christian dominance on pagan fairytales as the personification of God uses the mutilated fairy as lubricant for his fabulous masturbating.
You... have achieved greatness. Tears stream out of my eyes as I write this, and my cock throbs with every tap of the key. There should be shrines dedicated to the sheer ART, THE SHEER FUCKING ART, of the flash.
Make like The Elder Scrolls, and force your worshipers to worship you in the wilderness at the inevitable cults formation around this flash. It is a wonder that it doesn't already exist.
You should do this, because while this Flash Shames God Himself we still need a functioning society for these holy tapeworms to copulate vigorously in, and visible shrines would undoubtedly cause people to cast down their works and pray.
Pray, to you.
All of you.
I, personally, thank you for creating this flash. Pacmanic, Hulalaoo, MasterAardvark, and Spazkid.
When I masturbate tonight, it will be done in lovely tune to =DanceOfTheBells= and it shall be done thinking...
A Short Summary for all those who can't be bothered to wait patiently while this, probably the best Flash to ever be conceived, loads:
A random robot dances off a random black guy, ejaculates toast onto a random chick, does drugs, and beats the crap out of a hooker to get his money back. End Flash.
If THAT didn't convince you to watch this Flash, worship it, and then subsequently hail praise among its creator, the almighty phantomZ, then frankly you don't belong on internet, let alone Facebook.
How did you do it? How did you summon the will of the Gods to funnel their will, their very ESSENCE, into your creativity? Because you've shown us the way, in this flash. I am so very glad.
Did you have to milk the udder of the God-Cow to create such... magnificence? Such Triumph? I bow down before this, for all my base are belong to you. Let us partake in the delicious cereal that is this Flash, and hope that you deign to let lap the fallen milk that spills from your godly lips!
I can only imagine the amount of dedication and work that went into this. I CAN ONLY IMAGINE! What deeds did you have to do in order to gain these skills? My eyes, they feel the lusty thrusts of your creativity, and I can never hope to match your prowess in animation, in presentation, and in all walks of life you lead us to these great and almighty flashes!
Tell me, how did you do it? How did you gain such magnificence? Beat the odds?
This flash - it starts off in concerto, the anxious beat rising with each separate entry. The way that you've woven these flashes together, into a single cohesive, hive-minded form is legendary. I don't think I've ever seen the likes of it.
Then it cuts to the drama, the action, and the buildup towards the finale. I can't tell you how I gripped the edge of my chair, anxiously hoping that the protagonists made it through the scene, yelling at them furiously to not open those doors, to not witness those scenes. Masterful, once again!
And the finale - the tragic, heart-wrenching finale. I cried. Bitterly, as a sad wretched form, witnessing what happened. You've ended it on the best possible note, making it as dearly memorable as possible. i shan't ever forget this flash.
I don't think I can write any more - this is too much for me, I cannot handle its greatness. Good work - CloudObler, Spac3case916, Himynameisjacob, and HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN - you've made this world a better place. Thank you.
I have to wipe... my eyes. They're very sweaty. Yes.
I now actually use this as mantage music to exercising - which is to say, I loop it over on my mp3 over 30 or so times, at a time, and still don't get sick of it. In fact, I use it as a tool, a weapon of mass sensuality in order to gain sexiness while training my body to be lusted over.
There will only be one manwhore, but that manwhore's infectiousness shall grant only benevolence to those who take in his implied teachings.
That's how damn good the song is. Sexual-Lobster, you should be writing erotic serenades to the masses of sexually-trained women awaiting at palace tops, being ravished in celebration while they listen to your auditory prowess.
Was also a pretty damn funny videos - loved the humour behind it.
Just so awesome its brilliant. I have to do something in honour of this magnificent achievement. A tribute to this pinnacle of erotic success.
Great art, passable voice-acting, and the camera angles certainly did a lot to help this flash.
However, all in all, this is really just a very simple, very forgettable drama that happens to have a good art direction. The constant emphasis on dialogue suddenly giving way to something more metaphorical and action-based cancels itself out on a big level, and it really does feel as if there was no real planning to the flash beyond a simple script write-up and whatnot.
It's a shame that the flash itself doesn't live up to it's art, because it really is good art - the simple characters, the lineless backgrounds and the expansive landscapes all really add in for a great atmosphere.
I'd say to storyboard, to work out the kinks, before going in for the eye-candy. At the moment, it seems a bit... lame.
I'm serious, after the first time watching it, I was ready to castrate myself and shove my balls in my ears to prevent myself from watching it again. It was so horribly long and longwinded that my eyes were bleeding from my asshole. MY ASSHOLE. THAT'S NOT EVEN PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE AND IT HAPPENED.
Which means that you've accomplished exactly what you were aiming to accomplish. Gratz, Stamper, nice collab, you achieved exactly the effect you were aiming for, with horrible jokes, horrible jokes, and more horrible jokes. The art was good, alright, but the jokes were the main attraction, and they were a shit-fest.
Now, I'm favouriting this, but you have to excuse me while I wash the blood from every orifice in my body.
:D Okay, I'm going to say it, but this is the most brilliant collab idea ever invented - and it's been pulled off fairly well, too. Great way to present such dickery, and for something that I would have thought to be half-arsed you certainly haven't cocked it up.
It's a picture of brilliance, a pile of ingenuity, a total impartial presentation on society that should be viewed by everyone, at all ages, for it will change their life and it will change life life forever. The light bouncy melody, the swinging colours and flying appendages.
You've done the world proud by making this, Luis, and I'm proud to have this favorited forever.
Okay, in a short canon little fictional thingamajig you've already managed to outplay most of your fans in an instant in both terms of humour and using your own sprites. I have to say, I giggled at Hank's depravity and sick sense of humour, myself, and seeing little shorts like these always brightens up my day.
and on Madness day, that's something hard to do.
Anyway, great job, Krinkels, as always, and I do hope to see moar madness. And anything else you manage to whip up.
I replayed this about 10 times over and laughed each time - in a nutshell, you've done a great job of capturing both Madness and Randomness and chucked them into one flash that I just want to hug. all the same, it's probably best that this flash is kept somewhere safe where humourless people can't taint it to rid it of the lulz.
I'll keep it on my favourites list, that should do the trick.
I've never heard of Cold Army Army. Not a wink, not before watching this, so God knows how the fuck you came across the band. And, judging by the results Google seems determined to cram down my throat, I'm convinced I'll never hear of them again. And yet, Mindchamber, and yet - for some reason I've been hoodwinked into believing that this song is now the very best on Earth, winning by bloody default. This music video, this excruciatingly awesome music video provides that default.
It's sketchy, jotted down and somewhat rushed - not without good reason, but the style stands. It's all just adding into this pot luck of a flash, and I can't help but crave moar. You've not just gotten my attention hooked, you've bent it over, taken it to brown-town and left it with a bad case of the shit-weasels. Madness has been stylized into a different brand of madness, and that's the type of thing I kinda hunger for.
Enough dick-sucking. For all it's good points, this flash does have it's bad points. All two of them. The first, to be breif and to the point (yeah, right) is that you've blantantly used parts from Madness Regent in your video. I don't know ifthis was to enhance viewing pleasure, make up for the other detail lacking parts, or to create a god-damned radioactive bluebottle but DAMN, it stands at such odds with the rest of the flash that I couldn't help but wince every time one of the said objects show up on screen. City and Clouds? Recycling is not cool. Not cool at all.
Secondly, I suppose, this is really just an afterthought, is the lack of reactions withing the video. Sure the main character show plenty of facial and bodily expression (screaming in pain/anger, generally FFFFUUUUUing) but the grunts showed a fraction of the expression and not nearly enough of them died to make up for it. Not to mention there were some damned convienent moments in there. Litres of blood magically soaking into the ground? Sure, not a problem. City at enough of a tilt to explode a babie and with absolutely no building damage? Why not, bitch. No bloody civilians out for the raping? Too busy raping them. Just saying. And entertaining myself.
But hey, it's a damned good flash, one that I wouldn't hesitate to recommend to anyone who asks. Pretty obvious you weren't expecting the kind of reception you earned, simply making it moar awesome through the strands of surprise. Oh, and MC Hammer = a final fuck you. I just loved that.
-Lint Out
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Rated 5 / 5 stars January 3, 2012
My cock is all for you. And anus. Take me.
What the FUCK, YOU GUYS? Why the fuck is this piece of animation here? Why the fuck did it rest on the frontpage and within a collection, content to fade out of existence?
Why is this no out winning Oscars and having schools dedicated to it?
This is, without a doubt the single best file on the internet. This is true art, and this is what everybody who fucking DARES to pick up a pencil should be studying, to even attempt to gain the level of pure undiluted art that this flash has achieved would be blashpemy.
Everything about it screams about its place utop the Mountain of Souls, spitting at mere mortal flashes that pass it. The subtle poignancy of an anal prolapse and the life that it gives, the vicious metaphor of human interaction as the tapeworms exit one uretha and enter another.
The unlikely parody of Christian dominance on pagan fairytales as the personification of God uses the mutilated fairy as lubricant for his fabulous masturbating.
You... have achieved greatness. Tears stream out of my eyes as I write this, and my cock throbs with every tap of the key. There should be shrines dedicated to the sheer ART, THE SHEER FUCKING ART, of the flash.
Make like The Elder Scrolls, and force your worshipers to worship you in the wilderness at the inevitable cults formation around this flash. It is a wonder that it doesn't already exist.
You should do this, because while this Flash Shames God Himself we still need a functioning society for these holy tapeworms to copulate vigorously in, and visible shrines would undoubtedly cause people to cast down their works and pray.
Pray, to you.
All of you.
I, personally, thank you for creating this flash. Pacmanic, Hulalaoo, MasterAardvark, and Spazkid.
When I masturbate tonight, it will be done in lovely tune to =DanceOfTheBells= and it shall be done thinking...
Of you.
*sniff*
LOL
Rated 5 / 5 stars July 14, 2011
EPILEPTIC ORGASM (with toast)
A Short Summary for all those who can't be bothered to wait patiently while this, probably the best Flash to ever be conceived, loads:
A random robot dances off a random black guy, ejaculates toast onto a random chick, does drugs, and beats the crap out of a hooker to get his money back. End Flash.
If THAT didn't convince you to watch this Flash, worship it, and then subsequently hail praise among its creator, the almighty phantomZ, then frankly you don't belong on internet, let alone Facebook.
How did you do it? How did you summon the will of the Gods to funnel their will, their very ESSENCE, into your creativity? Because you've shown us the way, in this flash. I am so very glad.
Best Fucking Review.
Rated 5 / 5 stars May 21, 2011
A Visual, and experimental masterpiece!
Did you have to milk the udder of the God-Cow to create such... magnificence? Such Triumph? I bow down before this, for all my base are belong to you. Let us partake in the delicious cereal that is this Flash, and hope that you deign to let lap the fallen milk that spills from your godly lips!
I can only imagine the amount of dedication and work that went into this. I CAN ONLY IMAGINE! What deeds did you have to do in order to gain these skills? My eyes, they feel the lusty thrusts of your creativity, and I can never hope to match your prowess in animation, in presentation, and in all walks of life you lead us to these great and almighty flashes!
Tell me, how did you do it? How did you gain such magnificence? Beat the odds?
This flash - it starts off in concerto, the anxious beat rising with each separate entry. The way that you've woven these flashes together, into a single cohesive, hive-minded form is legendary. I don't think I've ever seen the likes of it.
Then it cuts to the drama, the action, and the buildup towards the finale. I can't tell you how I gripped the edge of my chair, anxiously hoping that the protagonists made it through the scene, yelling at them furiously to not open those doors, to not witness those scenes. Masterful, once again!
And the finale - the tragic, heart-wrenching finale. I cried. Bitterly, as a sad wretched form, witnessing what happened. You've ended it on the best possible note, making it as dearly memorable as possible. i shan't ever forget this flash.
I don't think I can write any more - this is too much for me, I cannot handle its greatness. Good work - CloudObler, Spac3case916, Himynameisjacob, and HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN - you've made this world a better place. Thank you.
I have to wipe... my eyes. They're very sweaty. Yes.
I thank you for your deep and truthful words Lintire.
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 17, 2011
Absorbing Sex from the Atmosphere
I now actually use this as mantage music to exercising - which is to say, I loop it over on my mp3 over 30 or so times, at a time, and still don't get sick of it. In fact, I use it as a tool, a weapon of mass sensuality in order to gain sexiness while training my body to be lusted over.
There will only be one manwhore, but that manwhore's infectiousness shall grant only benevolence to those who take in his implied teachings.
That's how damn good the song is. Sexual-Lobster, you should be writing erotic serenades to the masses of sexually-trained women awaiting at palace tops, being ravished in celebration while they listen to your auditory prowess.
Was also a pretty damn funny videos - loved the humour behind it.
Just so awesome its brilliant. I have to do something in honour of this magnificent achievement. A tribute to this pinnacle of erotic success.
Rated 3 / 5 stars February 14, 2011
Shallow Eye-Candy, really.
Great art, passable voice-acting, and the camera angles certainly did a lot to help this flash.
However, all in all, this is really just a very simple, very forgettable drama that happens to have a good art direction. The constant emphasis on dialogue suddenly giving way to something more metaphorical and action-based cancels itself out on a big level, and it really does feel as if there was no real planning to the flash beyond a simple script write-up and whatnot.
It's a shame that the flash itself doesn't live up to it's art, because it really is good art - the simple characters, the lineless backgrounds and the expansive landscapes all really add in for a great atmosphere.
I'd say to storyboard, to work out the kinks, before going in for the eye-candy. At the moment, it seems a bit... lame.
All the same, good work.
Rated 5 / 5 stars October 20, 2010
What is this I don't even...
WORST. COLLAB. EVER.
I'm serious, after the first time watching it, I was ready to castrate myself and shove my balls in my ears to prevent myself from watching it again. It was so horribly long and longwinded that my eyes were bleeding from my asshole. MY ASSHOLE. THAT'S NOT EVEN PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE AND IT HAPPENED.
Which means that you've accomplished exactly what you were aiming to accomplish. Gratz, Stamper, nice collab, you achieved exactly the effect you were aiming for, with horrible jokes, horrible jokes, and more horrible jokes. The art was good, alright, but the jokes were the main attraction, and they were a shit-fest.
Now, I'm favouriting this, but you have to excuse me while I wash the blood from every orifice in my body.
Rated 5 / 5 stars October 2, 2010
BIG MEATY COCKS
:D Okay, I'm going to say it, but this is the most brilliant collab idea ever invented - and it's been pulled off fairly well, too. Great way to present such dickery, and for something that I would have thought to be half-arsed you certainly haven't cocked it up.
It's a picture of brilliance, a pile of ingenuity, a total impartial presentation on society that should be viewed by everyone, at all ages, for it will change their life and it will change life life forever. The light bouncy melody, the swinging colours and flying appendages.
You've done the world proud by making this, Luis, and I'm proud to have this favorited forever.
Rated 5 / 5 stars September 22, 2010
Moosh, you great big fucker!
Okay, in a short canon little fictional thingamajig you've already managed to outplay most of your fans in an instant in both terms of humour and using your own sprites. I have to say, I giggled at Hank's depravity and sick sense of humour, myself, and seeing little shorts like these always brightens up my day.
and on Madness day, that's something hard to do.
Anyway, great job, Krinkels, as always, and I do hope to see moar madness. And anything else you manage to whip up.
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars September 22, 2010
Rabbits can Quack?
I replayed this about 10 times over and laughed each time - in a nutshell, you've done a great job of capturing both Madness and Randomness and chucked them into one flash that I just want to hug. all the same, it's probably best that this flash is kept somewhere safe where humourless people can't taint it to rid it of the lulz.
I'll keep it on my favourites list, that should do the trick.
Rated 5 / 5 stars May 11, 2010
Madness Mindfuck
I've never heard of Cold Army Army. Not a wink, not before watching this, so God knows how the fuck you came across the band. And, judging by the results Google seems determined to cram down my throat, I'm convinced I'll never hear of them again. And yet, Mindchamber, and yet - for some reason I've been hoodwinked into believing that this song is now the very best on Earth, winning by bloody default. This music video, this excruciatingly awesome music video provides that default.
It's sketchy, jotted down and somewhat rushed - not without good reason, but the style stands. It's all just adding into this pot luck of a flash, and I can't help but crave moar. You've not just gotten my attention hooked, you've bent it over, taken it to brown-town and left it with a bad case of the shit-weasels. Madness has been stylized into a different brand of madness, and that's the type of thing I kinda hunger for.
Enough dick-sucking. For all it's good points, this flash does have it's bad points. All two of them. The first, to be breif and to the point (yeah, right) is that you've blantantly used parts from Madness Regent in your video. I don't know ifthis was to enhance viewing pleasure, make up for the other detail lacking parts, or to create a god-damned radioactive bluebottle but DAMN, it stands at such odds with the rest of the flash that I couldn't help but wince every time one of the said objects show up on screen. City and Clouds? Recycling is not cool. Not cool at all.
Secondly, I suppose, this is really just an afterthought, is the lack of reactions withing the video. Sure the main character show plenty of facial and bodily expression (screaming in pain/anger, generally FFFFUUUUUing) but the grunts showed a fraction of the expression and not nearly enough of them died to make up for it. Not to mention there were some damned convienent moments in there. Litres of blood magically soaking into the ground? Sure, not a problem. City at enough of a tilt to explode a babie and with absolutely no building damage? Why not, bitch. No bloody civilians out for the raping? Too busy raping them. Just saying. And entertaining myself.
But hey, it's a damned good flash, one that I wouldn't hesitate to recommend to anyone who asks. Pretty obvious you weren't expecting the kind of reception you earned, simply making it moar awesome through the strands of surprise. Oh, and MC Hammer = a final fuck you. I just loved that.
-Lint Out