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Gonna just update this News Post from now on. More convenient that way.
Hope you all had a merry christmas. Or whatever.
Now, I love to draw fanart (considering an odd half my gallery consists of the shit), because I'm an unoriginal asshole who can't design a character to save his life. I love to draw myself because I'm a narcissistic motherfucker and I offer no apologies for that.
Here's how it works: you look through here, decide which one you wanna be (*UPDATED CHART*), then send me a picture of yourself, photograph or drawn, and I get to it. That's it, no fuss. Hell, you know what? Just jot anything down, and I promise nothing but I'll try to do it regardless.
I don't expect much interest in this; my arts run of the mill to say the most of it. But you know, TOTALLY up for it.
Alternatively:Take this short and fun homestuck test.
Finished Requests
Mage of Hope | Mage of Space | Klik
Midnight Crew | Snowman | Team Sleuth | Provoke
TARTAKA | Seer of Space |Aigis
Bard of Mind | Jonny
Slyph of Blood | Escalus
Knight of Doom | Felis
Mage of Doom | BucketOfSand
Mage of Time | JingleSpeed
Mage of Space | Mage of Space | Anonymous
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2 weeks ago
right on man :)
2 weeks ago
HE LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 weeks ago
are you still alive man?
4/16/13
dude, wtf? you still dont have access to a comp at the library or something?
4/10/13
whoa, two weeks ago i said yo, butts
3/29/13
Hi. friend.
3/22/13
Psst. Hey buddy. Christmas is over, spring is here.
3/21/13
yo, butts
3/21/13
come oooonnnnn, where did you go? please tell me you didnt die. man i wanna see my comission soooo bad
3/12/13
dudeeeeeee........
3/2/13
I completely forgot you existed
2/7/13
Homesuck!
2/6/13
yeah dude, self mutilation isnt a valid option. and im not too reasonable lol, just being understanding and patient. though i will say my balls are starting to hurt. i decided 2 weeks ago not to fap anymore until i got to see your work lol. and dude you made me laugh so hard at your bike story. it caught me offguard. i must say i went back and read some of your replies(hope that isnt creepy) and damn you have some fuckin wit dude.
2/4/13
Please refrain from offing yourself.
I'm pretty fucking horrible at it, don't worry.
1/15/13
dude...still on here? or no internet at all now? lol
Outside of what we've discussed in PMs, yeah, really wish I had more fucking control over this.
1/3/13
Sopor Slime
There are other ways to be endearingly retarded.
1/1/13
Forgive me to always message you, but do you have internet again? I don't understand how youre able to update? And I don't want to ask but I wanted to check the status of the commissions one more time. Because I am moving to south Carolina...10 ofhours away and won't have internet for a number of months. Besides that(and I'm sorry if I pissed you off :( ) happy new year and I hope you get as shitfaced as I do
Shit man, that's rough. And you don't get to be worried that you've pissed me off, you're the client here. Honestly you've been too damn motherfucking reasonable.
1/1/13
http://i.imgur.com/ZKNvI.jpg
Okay it's done. Now you get to just wait for it to be uploaded whenever I get Internet or whatever.
12/30/12
yeah dude, it was crazy! i was hit by a car in 10th grade the lady was goin down the highway next to my house and i was crossing in the crosswalk, she didnt even slow down, just slammed into me at 45 mph. i woke up 3 days later with all these tube and stuff in me and i couldn't see. it was crazy lol
Holy shit, man, that's completely fucking nuts!
Okay, listen to this, cause it's like the exact opposite of yours;
5th grade, and I get bumped into a car going like 10 km/h, and fall down very slowly off my bike onto the road and the guy hops out and checks it out anyway.
It's a completely lame story all on its on, but put into comparison with yours, I'm ashamed it even happened.
12/28/12
Did you ever finished up that fantroll?
It's on the list of priorities.
Just low on the list.
Really, really low.
12/27/12
I'M SO FUCKING BOREEEEEEDMKSD7UTFNHY
well i guess not all of us have the convenience of just re-reading a thousands of pages long webcomic
try some others, like paranatural.net or oglaf.com
12/27/12
Sup, Your 68th fan has returned for another request, I'll lay it down simple.
Surprise me.
PREPARE TO BE... mildly surprised. I'll try to come up with something.
12/26/12
whats up dude, man i saw the craziest shit yesterday, down in the city where i work i was getting off my truck with the money i was delivering, and this psycho bitch was having a fight with a homless guy. it got so bad he pushed her into the street and she got hit by a car. she went up in the air then slammed down onto the hood. i laughed into the bank where i handed over the money. on my way out i saw she was very much alive and was proceeding to kick the homeless guy's ass! it was the best. anyway, how are things goin? did you make any progress with my stuff? Have a good day dude
holy crap thats pretty fucking nuts
like wow, ive never seen cars hit other people, just animals, which SHOULD be hit
aaahh, the stuff i could see if i ever went outside
anyway, im in overdrive dude. everything is happenning. at once. no exceptions.
12/26/12
Hi I'm lintire and I like to kiss butts and I love to smell farts
my names daethdrain and im a gay motherfucker!
12/22/12
Bo Gaan Zey!
Kaaam Heeaah Eeww Red Neks!
12/22/12
Blunt truths are absolutely necessary. If you're walking around with a shank in your thigh, would you rather some tell you to get help immediately or ignore you out of misguided politeness and passive aggression? Thanks for teaching a new Austrailian word by the way.
bein uglys different from being physically injured, and ignoring something ain't equivalent to givin the cold shoulder
course i do agree that if you're going to say something, say it, don't sit there pussyfooting around it
i trust you will use the new word for the power of good or at least really funny evil
12/21/12
Happy Age of Aquarius everyone!
i wr0te a sp00ky st0ry in celebration
http://pastebin.com/P8dNeLNF
wait aquarius isn't aries is it
what do i care the zodiac is fucking stupid
12/20/12
You still alive?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C 7alYiQep8
^listening to that on repeat
12/19/12
But true.
>implying blunt truth is always necessary
i don't go around pointing out bogans for being bogans, regardless of truth. sometimes man, there's gotta be a benefit.
12/18/12
Bucket is ugly as hell.
harsh, man
12/15/12
I laughed so fucking hard when I saw Bucket's comment. Made my day, really.
the best comedy is stumbled into
its the context that MAKES it
12/15/12
Homestuck is confuddling as hell.
Wouldn't have it any other fucking way.
12/11/12
you must be putin a lot of time into me
your Afro shall be my Mona Lisa, your visage my... Some other famous painting.
it's already finished,I just can't upload it
EDIT: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT HOW DID I MISS THAT THE FIRST TIME
12/10/12
Lets be friends :0)
D--> This f001ishness that is the friend system, is something to be indulged in. I will e%emplify and STRONGLY e%ecute the activity. I e%pect that it will f100dly mesh with the current system.
12/8/12
How's that fantroll coming along?
Originally, I wasn't even going to do it, but I guess I can whip up something.
12/7/12
im new like a fresh young out of wedlock baby
Your hip new groove will probably work its way into the painting.
12/6/12
HeXen is the best game
then i'll just have to check it out then, won't i
12/6/12
draw mage of doom, pretty please
http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/draw/4d5575cb1d b7d7d671ef5789be956a53
never heard of yah before
Sure thing I'll draw it
This is the fourth mage I've drawn
12/3/12
no. i'm selfish and only i can draw it!!!!!!!!!
Very well, I won't force myself upon you.
But if you ever change your mind, you know where me and my sexy vibes are.
12/3/12
Idk why but I wouldn't want someone to draw me. It's weird.
I also wouldn't want someone to draw my character thing.
Amaranthus drew it and it looked weird.
It's only weird if you make it weird.
Think of it as a novelty experience.
12/2/12
Hey that Knight of Doom picture looks pretty fucking rad, props and thanks.
it's okay if you are not disappointed in it
my disappointment will more then make up for that
12/2/12
If they haven't banned the game Hotline Miami down there in the Outback, I highly recommend it.
omigosh i want that game so much its like every ounce of me is nothing but want
but it's not going to happen, i doubt it'd run on my laptop and i couldn't download it with my cap. legally, i wouldn't be able to bring myself to pirate this particular condensed piece of awesome
12/1/12
she has dowens snydrome
did she draw the picture?
12/1/12
Draw me fantroool: http://i.imgur.com/jy6JK.png
ouch
11/25/12
i like ur icon
So do I: I'd even go so far as to say that I prefer it over the original. Just, something about those eyes and that smile.
It's beautiful.
11/22/12
BOOYAH!
http://i879.photobucket.com/albums/ab360/Shiro XVII/Myself-haircut.jpg
Your 68th fan demands to be a blood sylph...
would've been hella awesome if you were the 19th fan, because birthday
anyway, fuck yeah its happening. youll be seeing yourself sporting new threads "soon"
11/16/12
My name is cast and I'm starving to death. Please help me.
worst god-tier i've ever heard of.
and in case that just ain't a really dumb joke, sorry man but i've got no money to give. i feel for you though, being hungry sucks ass.
11/15/12
was your icon like that all the time i could have sworn it was different but i never really looked at it
Yeah it used to be all neat and painted like, but then I posted somewhere that if someone drew it in MS Paint I'd use that as my icon forever, and someone obliged.
I think it's kinda funny.
11/13/12
Shit, the FBI is coming for my ass just for pirating that game up there :(
Convince them to play the game.
They'll understand.
11/10/12
One more request, the problem sleuth crew posing because.....
Shit
Just
Got
REAL
It's happening.